30 things I learned doing pretty questionable things:
- Age is relative, once you're over the hill, you pick up speed
- If you take a shower, people will think you got a haircut
- Sometimes the craziest thing you could do is nothing
- It's worth spending money on good food
- Also travel
- Also, really good skin care
- Cats are weird
- Hard work pays off, but having a rich daddy makes it easier to achieve things. So most of us are fucked
- No is a full sentence, use it often to keep your sanity
- An unaimed arrow never misses, now and then, it's nice not to have plans
- Stress cleaning is a thing
- Working out does help your depression and anxiety, but not always
- Alcohol doesn't solve all your problems
- Law school was a sham
- You don't have to run to do cardio
- Listen to your mother's wisdom, but you don't necessarily need to heed her advise
- Also, text your mother but never teach her how to use emojis ... or Instagram
- Sometimes you're just not right
- Trying new things/activities/foods, occasionally doesn't work out, but at least you made an effort.
- Don't be afraid to stand up for yourself!
- Morning poops are awesome
- Learn languages, being a polyglot is pretty dope #humblebrag
- Working in the restaurant business was one of the best and the worst but the friends I made are bomb dot com
- Binging on GoT is the best
- Throwing away uncomfortable shoes is worth it
- Bras are boob prisons
- Surround yourself with better company
- Life's too short to give a fuck about what people think
- Always be yourself, but never be an asshole, unless you have to
- To be learned...I just turned 30, Sheesh!
